Graduation day for my sister and brother!

Graduation day for my sister and brother!

(Source: vanityyyxbarbie, via dirtyatmosphere)

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*Hears noises at night*:Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*:Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*:Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*:Skin cancer.
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